टर्रम-टू

As i m writing my first blog, i request respected readers to condone my mistakes.
You must be thinking wat is KTP ???
Well it should not be nothing new to anybody who ever studied in any college.In college there were some students who were very sincere n used to study regularly.They used to be the source of every assignments.We used to call them "Maggu" (i dont have any intention to hurt anybody's feelings.well even i used to be named like that!!!) Here as i m working in one of the Allied Service of the country, instead of calleing sincere "Probationers" (We r on probation) as "Maggu", they are called KTP- KEEN TYPE PROBATIONER
So what exactly is KTP???
KTP is a Probationer who is very sincere in training, listen every lecture carefully, prepare notes and submit assignments within time.
Well if somebody is thinking that whether that much sincere efforts are required during training??? So i will tell u something about TRAINING in NATIONAL ACADEMY OF DIRECT TAXES (NADT), Nagpur.
After i got selected in Civil Services-07, i thought my life will become easier now. But i was not able to see the one of the Toughest training ahead. After coming to NADT all my hopes of a easy life were completely shattered. Daily schedule is from morning 6 o clock to evening 5 o clock. If u are late in any class even by 1 min, u wont be allowed in the class. Some teachers even come 10 min before time and close the door at exact time!!!!
We are being taught Accountancy and Income Tax Act. This all is hell confusing.... ur normal sense of debit n credit is completly lost after preparing Profit n Loss A/c and Balance Sheet. More, there r so many things to be studied... syllabus seems to be endless.
And Income Tax Act.....wow.. u cant understand my pain untill u read it (i wonder... is it possible for a comman man to read IT Act n understand something ???) There are sections, sub sections, clause, sub clause, proviso, explanations (which will confuse u more)..alas...
Now we r having INTERNALS from 15 May and there is so much to be covered... I m really getting scared!! Even UPSC was somewhat simpler coz at least u can write something but here... no nonsense. If u write one single word extra, marks will be deducted. Oh God! For last few days I studied hard but wenever they take any practice test, they'll twist some fact and answer ki wat lag jati hai....... So even after studying, i m not able to score good marks. i m feeling so helpless.
So...... finally i hav decided.... to become a KTP
leave all enjoyments...
reduce surfing..
reduce talking on phone..
stop playing games..
stop watching IPL..
dont watch movies..
dont do dine out..
dont waste even one min...
and so on.....
i hope i'll be a good KTP and wud be able to score respectable marks in Internals.
i request respected resders to wish me Best of Luck......

Mein andhero me ujale dhoondhta hoon,
dhundh me dilkash nazare dhoondhta hoon,
bin teri marzi ke kuch mumkin nahi hai,
har kadam,tere ishaare dhoondhta hoon.

In lakeeron me wo kismat dhoondhte hain,
main jehan* me wo khajaane dhoondhta hoon,
Apni marzi se likhoon apni lakeerein,
isliye ab kuch sharaare** dhoondhta hoon.

-Akash

References:
*jehan = dimaag, brain
**sharaare = chingaariyan, spark

'Quattrochi' ko clean chit, 'Sen' ko dekar jail

Ram-Krishna ke desh me, Kans rahe hain khel ;

Kans rahe hain khel, ye kaisa taandav hota

'Sajjan' ban kar logon ki lashon par sota ;

Naam dhara 'Jagdish' bane hain Jag ke dushman

Dekh ise rotaa hoga Gandhi ka tan-man ;

Kab aakhir ye desh Raah sachchi pakdega?

Asli muzrim ko zanzeeron me jakdega.....


-Vikas Dwivedi


Reference:
Quattrochi= Ottavio Quattrochi
Sen= Dr. Binayak Sen
Sajjan= Sajjan kumar
Jagdish= Jagdish Tytler
Gandhi= Mahatma Gandhi (Don't confuse it with his descendants :-))

“कई आशिक, कई बेनाम शायर

यहाँ बैठे हैं कुछ गुमनाम शायर;

जो मेरी नज़्म सुनने आ रहे हैं

वो ही कह देंगे, है बदनाम शायर;

मेरी गज़लों को होंठों से लगा लो

कहीं रह जाये ना गुमनाम शायर;

ज़मीं पर बैठ गज़लें कह रहा है

बना कर चाँद पर दालान शायर;

ये ताज़ी नज़्म, ये बासी किताबें

यही बस है तेरा सामान शायर;

अभी कुछ देर बैठो, आँख मींचे

अभी कुछ ख्वाब हैं मेहमान शायर;

ज़मीं पर वो भी गज़लें लिख रहा है

खुदा भी है मेरा हमनाम शायर;

जुदा हो कर कहा था जान दोगे

अभी ज़िन्दा हो बे-ईमान शायर?”

- विकास द्विवेदी

Same in Roman Script:

"Kai aashiq, kai benaam shaayar
Yahaan baithe hain kuch gumnaam shaayar;

jo meri nazm sun-ne aa rahe hain
wohi keh denge, hai badnaam shaayar;

meri gazlon ko hothon se laga lo
kahin rah jaaye na gumnaam shaayar;

zamee'n par baith gazlein kah raha hai
banaa kar chaand par daalaan shaayar;

ye taazi nazm, ye baasi kitaabein
yahi bus hai tera saamaan shaayar;

Abhi kuch der baitho,aankh meeche
Abhi kuch khwaab hain mehmaan shaayar;

zamee'm par wo bhi gazlein likh raha hai

khudaa bhi hai mera humnaam shaayar;

Juda hokar kaha tha jaan doge
abhi zinda ho be-iimaan shaayar?"

Kalrav ki madhur aawaz sunai dena shuru ho gayi thi. Kitni paas aa gaya tha Kalrav! Bas kuch din aur, aur phir wahin hasna, gaana aur din bhar masti karna :). Jaante jo, kalrav ka matlab kya hota hai? Jab bahut saare panchiyon ka samooh ek saath chehchahata haim use kehte hai kalrav. Us chehchahahat me jo meeta ehsaas hota hai, wahin kalrav kehlata hai. Shayad yahin dhayaan me rakhkar hamare college ke cultural festival ka haam "Kalrav" rakha gaya hoga. Sahi to hai, yeh Kalrav bhi kitna sukhad ehsaas de jaata hai.

Mere adhiktar mitr, jo ki us saal kalrav me participation karne ki jagah hindi sahitya ki events organize karwa rahe the. Aur isiliye, us official group ka member na hote hue bhi mein aur Goel unki help kar rahe the. Kisi bhi event ka sabse bada kaam hota hai uski publicity yani marketing, Jitni achchi matketing hoti hai utna hi achcha product bikta hai :) Aur is marketting me sabse jyada kaam karna hota hai adhikari logo ke doston ko yaahi ki mein aur Goel.

Marketing ke liye poster chipkaane ho ya kisi class-room me jaakar juniors ko batana ho, hum hamesha saath me rehte the. (Though Goel used to get some time off for some PERSONAL COMMITMENTS :P). Unhi dino ki baat hai, ki Chhabra ji ke dimaag me ek abhootpoorva (out of the box) vichaar aaya, aur vo shuru ho gaye apni 3rd class ki crafting skill ko lekar.

(Sorry, but I am very short of thought in Hindi anymore)
We got a large thermocol board, pasted a large drawing sheet over it and cut it in a shape of a large PEEPAL leaf. Then our painter boy (Verma) came in and gave life to that leaf using his painting skills. That leaf was named as "ASTADHYAYI", the name of Hindi-lit committee. It was very late in the night by then and we all have loads of work next morning and also the paint needed to dry. So we left the astadhyayi leaf in Chhabra's room and went to our beds.

Next morning, I heard some strange voices from Chhabra's room. The voice seemed to be of some new born babies mixed with the vocals of Goel and Chhabra. I and Gaurav rushed to Chhabra's room and saw that eight small peepal leaves were there around the astadhyayi leaf. And all of them were already given their names. In one corner, Chhabra was blushing and in another, Goel looked puzzled.

Though all those eight small PATTA-PUTRA served the purpose of our marketing strategy but it's still a mystery that what was done that night in Chhabra's room :P

This blog belongs to a fraternity called TARRAM-TOO originated at Malviya hostel @ MNNIT, Alahabad.

Group Members are:

Akash alias NATTU: A monkey, the most notorious member and also the president. (S/w professional)

Manish alias KATORI: A fox, most energetic, very shrewd and vice-president (S/w professional)

Gaurav alias SHABD-K****: A talking set of alphabets. Most intellectual (IRS, very likely will be an IAS)

Vikas alias *****: Uhh, he was always a permanent guest of tarram-too family. (S/w professional and poet)

Abhinav alias H****-RAJA: Always avert to be called by this name. (An MBA)

Sunil alias HISABI-CHACHA: A non-writing but very integrated member. (To be an IAS)

So guys, enjoy the ultimate mixed experience of this diverse yet unite family!